One More Rant For July
Man, what a busted in the face month this has been.
For starters, I ended up going on a date with someone...Yeah, I know. Me, on a date. Well, bottom line was that while it had the potential to be a great time, it was a flat out dud.
The girl wanted to go kite flying. The only problem was there was no wind. Now, I don't know if any of you know this or not, but kites need wind to fly. Without wind, all they do is drag behind you while you're running.
While we initially talked about going to a Japanese steak house for dinner, by this point, I think we only ate with each other out of obligation. So, we went to Chipotle in order to get it done and over with as quick as possible. After three quick bites of my burrito I said, "Man, these burriots are huge. I sure am full." Shorty afterwards we went our seperate ways for the evening.
I hate dating.
So my brother has moved out of his house. Not sure if he really wants me advertising that here, but I am. Oddly enough I've heard more from his soon to be ex wife than from him.
Since I'm here, even though it's early, I'd like to give a shout out to Noah and Rob who have their birthdays here pretty soon. So, you know...Happy Birthday and shit.
Have any of you seen Bekah lately? Dudes, you need to run to her website and check out the latest photo of her. She is looking so thin now it's ridiculous. She's been putting so much work into working out that I challenge any of you to try and keep up with her work out routine. What's even more awesome is that she has cut nothing out of her diet other than quanity of food. Go Bekah!
If all goes well, tonight I'll be reading a completed first draft of the next DVD. Rob and I have been writing our asses off these past two weeks, and so far are really excited about what we've come up with. Not only are we happy with the story, but we've been rolling on the floor laughing as we move along through it.
Once the first draft is done (which is hand written), we'll go into the second draft which is a typed version. At that time we'll tighten things up, and more jokes, or remove things that just don't work for us, or make us laugh anymore. From there, we're considering finding a third person to read the entire draft and offer even more suggestions, or tell us what they simply don't like. Does anyone want to volunteer for that?
The way things are moving along, considering I can get all the voices recorded and edited, I'm hoping to have the DVD done by next May, but no later than September depending on how much we keep writing, and of course taking any delays into consideration. Again, let me know if you want to contribute a voice. I've got a nice line up of volunteers so far, but can always use more.
I went to Einstein Bagle this morning because I wanted to start my day off with something a little sweet ala a cinnamon raisin bagle with vegetable cream cheese. As I looked up at the board I saw where it said, "bagles 99 cents", but to the right of that it said "cream cheese $1.50." "Holy shit," I thought. This place is making a killing charging an additional dollar fifty just for a scoop of cream cheese. I mean, their bagles are good, but not that good...Okay, they're that good, but still.
Well, that's about all the jive I've got going on for now. In the meantime, for those of you who I didn't e-mail this to, enjoy this video...
For starters, I ended up going on a date with someone...Yeah, I know. Me, on a date. Well, bottom line was that while it had the potential to be a great time, it was a flat out dud.
The girl wanted to go kite flying. The only problem was there was no wind. Now, I don't know if any of you know this or not, but kites need wind to fly. Without wind, all they do is drag behind you while you're running.
While we initially talked about going to a Japanese steak house for dinner, by this point, I think we only ate with each other out of obligation. So, we went to Chipotle in order to get it done and over with as quick as possible. After three quick bites of my burrito I said, "Man, these burriots are huge. I sure am full." Shorty afterwards we went our seperate ways for the evening.
I hate dating.
So my brother has moved out of his house. Not sure if he really wants me advertising that here, but I am. Oddly enough I've heard more from his soon to be ex wife than from him.
Since I'm here, even though it's early, I'd like to give a shout out to Noah and Rob who have their birthdays here pretty soon. So, you know...Happy Birthday and shit.
Have any of you seen Bekah lately? Dudes, you need to run to her website and check out the latest photo of her. She is looking so thin now it's ridiculous. She's been putting so much work into working out that I challenge any of you to try and keep up with her work out routine. What's even more awesome is that she has cut nothing out of her diet other than quanity of food. Go Bekah!
If all goes well, tonight I'll be reading a completed first draft of the next DVD. Rob and I have been writing our asses off these past two weeks, and so far are really excited about what we've come up with. Not only are we happy with the story, but we've been rolling on the floor laughing as we move along through it.
Once the first draft is done (which is hand written), we'll go into the second draft which is a typed version. At that time we'll tighten things up, and more jokes, or remove things that just don't work for us, or make us laugh anymore. From there, we're considering finding a third person to read the entire draft and offer even more suggestions, or tell us what they simply don't like. Does anyone want to volunteer for that?
The way things are moving along, considering I can get all the voices recorded and edited, I'm hoping to have the DVD done by next May, but no later than September depending on how much we keep writing, and of course taking any delays into consideration. Again, let me know if you want to contribute a voice. I've got a nice line up of volunteers so far, but can always use more.
I went to Einstein Bagle this morning because I wanted to start my day off with something a little sweet ala a cinnamon raisin bagle with vegetable cream cheese. As I looked up at the board I saw where it said, "bagles 99 cents", but to the right of that it said "cream cheese $1.50." "Holy shit," I thought. This place is making a killing charging an additional dollar fifty just for a scoop of cream cheese. I mean, their bagles are good, but not that good...Okay, they're that good, but still.
Well, that's about all the jive I've got going on for now. In the meantime, for those of you who I didn't e-mail this to, enjoy this video...
